OVERFLOW

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AUGUST 2021 TDM OVERFLOW POST

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[istealz]

That's the kinda thing a minotaur would say! [She pulls out a handful of pipe cleaners, brandishing them.] I'm armed, minotaur!

[Then she crosses her arms, lifting her chin in the air.] I'm not gonna tell you if you're gonna be disrespectful.

[droptheious]

...Oh. I am so very, very afraid of the pipe cleaners. And again, for the hundredth time, I'm not a minotaur. I'm saying it because I'm not one.

[God, does he have to be respectable to the weird pink-orange leggy thing? He grimaces, forcing a smile.]

Sorry. Have you please seen my leg?

[istealz]

Uhhhhhhhh, you sound like you might have some identity confusion, minoman. [Glendale pulls a full-on psychologist's couch out of her portal tummy, and an armchair for herself to settle in. She pushes some suddenly-appearing glasses up her (inexistent) nose and clicks a pen a couple times.] Come talk to Dr. Glendale about it. When did your rejection of your minotaur heritage first start?

[A momentary pause, then:] It's...mmmmmpossible. Let's discuss in therapy. [One little hoof goes patpatpat on the couch.]

[droptheious]

Prreeeettty sure I don't... weird...deer...thing. [Oh god. Oh no. What is even happening right now? This is far too much Magic Bullshit for Varian to deal with in one day. ] It- it didn't??? Because I'm human??

[He stares at the couch, then at Glendale.]

If I sit on the couch can I get my leg back?