Uhhhhhhhh, you sound like you might have some identity confusion, minoman. [Glendale pulls a full-on psychologist's couch out of her portal tummy, and an armchair for herself to settle in. She pushes some suddenly-appearing glasses up her (inexistent) nose and clicks a pen a couple times.] Come talk to Dr. Glendale about it. When did your rejection of your minotaur heritage first start?
[A momentary pause, then:] It's...mmmmmpossible. Let's discuss in therapy. [One little hoof goes patpatpat on the couch.]
Prreeeettty sure I don't... weird...deer...thing. [Oh god. Oh no. What is even happening right now? This is far too much Magic Bullshit for Varian to deal with in one day. ] It- it didn't??? Because I'm human??
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[A momentary pause, then:] It's...mmmmmpossible. Let's discuss in therapy. [One little hoof goes patpatpat on the couch.]
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[He stares at the couch, then at Glendale.]
If I sit on the couch can I get my leg back?