Seriously? You just want a little bitty amount like that?
How're you gonna test on something that small? I can totally give you a bucket of it, it's not gonna kill me. I mean, I'll probably be sick for a while, but I've lived through shit loads worse.
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Wh- no! And I don't need a bucket!! A sample is maybe a syringe-full at most. God, Charlie, I don't want to drain you of it, you need that.
And it's fine, it can wait til' I have a lab set up again.
[He's not going to stop him. Varian is genuinely curious to see how long he can manage this for. ]
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How're you gonna test on something that small? I can totally give you a bucket of it, it's not gonna kill me. I mean, I'll probably be sick for a while, but I've lived through shit loads worse.
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Charlie, no! I don't want a bucket of your blood. Believe me, I don't need a bucket! I'd just need a tiny little bit. A bucket would go to waste.
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[A pause.]
How long has it been, again?
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[He pulls out a little bone pocketwatch. It...doesn't actually work, but it's mostly there for show. Varian's been keeping count.]
You're about seven minutes in. Nearly there.
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You got it, man.
I think I finally know how flamingos feel. This is kinda peaceful.
[He's a little wobbly. But he's also high. So.]
omg Ashlee what is that icon
I can't say I've ever felt peaceful like a flamingo before, but I'll try to keep that one in mind.
...Nearly there. What're you gonna do with the potion once you have it? Shenanigans?
what ISN'T that icon???
Then I'm gonna steal a shitload of beer!
[you asked, varian]
TRUE
[If you ask stupid questions, Varian...
He snaps closed his pocket watch, pocketing it again, clapping his hands together.]
Okay, you did it! Congrats, you've proven...some kinda point.