cw: murder assault misogyny possible racism basically everything that sums up a law and order opening credits without the justice

A. Different Tides

I've been seeing someone about this. Wake up almost every morning remembering she calls "a wine-dark sea," can you believe that shit? [ He laughs from the belly, it's a deep and rolling sound that almost puts the pirate at ease. They don't on account of the metal baseball bat gently tapping against the side of their head as Tony commiserates. They had thought a human, fat, confused, and naked, would be easy prey when they fished them out of the drink with the slob only carrying random detritus from another world.

They had been so wrong. ]

What are you crying for? Nothing's gonna happen.

[The pirate whimpers as a gale of seaspray and thunder rush up against the hull of the ship. For the first second leading to the inevitable- they believe him. Then his arm draws back in the arc of a swing, the bat connects, and suddenly they're nothing at all.]

"Wine-dark sea" fucking chooch.

[ Tony pulls on the dead man's coat after he dressed and calls out, ]

Anyone else wanna deal with this shit, or can we all just get to shore?

B. Wildcard