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May 2022 TDM
MAY 2022 TDM
STANDARD ARRIVAL
FIENDISH MOMENTS
EYE ON YOU
CODING
Another month, another test drive meme! Our test drive memes are open to anyone interested - regardless of whether or not you join our game!
All Test Drive Memes are game canon. Players can choose to keep their TDM threads canon or not. TDM threads can be used for AC and can be used as your writing sample for your application.
Our TDMs serve as a way to build into the actual lore and worldbuilding of Deer Country and we strongly encourage everyone to enjoy and participate! Current players are always welcome to pull prompts from the TDM to reference on the Network or bring into logs as well as tag out to new characters top-leveling on the TDM itself.
Characters will always be able to actively die during TDMs as this is an extremely dangerous world. You can still have this be game canon! Check out how character death in Deer Country works here.
If you have any questions about the TDM, please ask down below!
IMAGE DESCRIPTORS IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE
Prompt One
[Image One: Two woven baskets of freshly picked blueberries sitting in a field. ]
[Image Two: A close up of oranges and blossoms still hanging from a tree in the sunlight. ]
Prompt Two
[Image One: Precious Moments Figuring turned into a zombie ]
[Image Two:Vampiric, Monstrous Angel Statue ]
Prompt Three
[Image One: A disembodied snake eye. ]
[Image Two: A spiraling clock, indicating a time loop. ]
All Test Drive Memes are game canon. Players can choose to keep their TDM threads canon or not. TDM threads can be used for AC and can be used as your writing sample for your application.
Our TDMs serve as a way to build into the actual lore and worldbuilding of Deer Country and we strongly encourage everyone to enjoy and participate! Current players are always welcome to pull prompts from the TDM to reference on the Network or bring into logs as well as tag out to new characters top-leveling on the TDM itself.
Characters will always be able to actively die during TDMs as this is an extremely dangerous world. You can still have this be game canon! Check out how character death in Deer Country works here.
If you have any questions about the TDM, please ask down below!
Prompt One
[Image One: Two woven baskets of freshly picked blueberries sitting in a field. ]
[Image Two: A close up of oranges and blossoms still hanging from a tree in the sunlight. ]
Prompt Two
[Image One: Precious Moments Figuring turned into a zombie ]
[Image Two:Vampiric, Monstrous Angel Statue ]
Prompt Three
[Image One: A disembodied snake eye. ]
[Image Two: A spiraling clock, indicating a time loop. ]
WHEN: Upon Arrival
WHERE: The Farther Shores/The Boardwalk
CONTENT WARNINGS: Memory shares, violent behavior, obsessive behavior, potential for stalking, forced sexual desire
WHERE: The Farther Shores/The Boardwalk
CONTENT WARNINGS: Memory shares, violent behavior, obsessive behavior, potential for stalking, forced sexual desire
You're one of the lucky ones. Your journey is smooth sailing and you wind up exactly where you're supposed to: on the Farther Shores. You grow out of your squid body without a hitch, either with the help of another Sleeper or one of the Wakers, and you get to discover this new world. All new Sleepers might take some time to find their bearings. It might be tricky to remember how to use your body parts the way you're supposed to. You might stumble around the beach or forget how to talk - but don't worry! It'll come back to you sooner or later.
Hopefully, you've found something to wear, either in your Welcoming Bag or otherwise, and can start familiarizing yourself with your surroundings. Maybe you help some other squids out on the beach. Waking up sucks! You feel for the little guys. And hey, maybe you're hoping one of those squids is a good friend...Stranger things have happened.
SEASONAL DETAILS ON THE BOARDWALK
Due to the increasing heat, people in Trench will be dressed in cool summer outfits, made of fabrics that are best for air circulation and cooling to the touch. The boardwalk is filled with merchants who are selling all kinds of freshly picked fruit. It's rare to get this kind of bounty in agricultural growth, so it seems like everyone in Trench is taking advantage of it, stocking up so they can make preserves and jams or even freeze it for when winter comes. For the most part, eating the fruit is completely harmless; in fact, consuming fruit will fill someone with a sense of calm and ease, providing immense relief from corruption for those who are being afflicted with it. People will be drawn to eat any and all fruit, even if it's not a kind they would normally eat, or even if it's something that they hate to eat in the first place.
There are some fruits that end up coming with some mild... side effects, though. It can take a little bit for it to get into a person's system, so it may be difficult to attach the strange events with the fruit itself. The more fruit that's consumed, the heavier and longer lasting the effects will be. Eating uncontaminated fruit can help to shorten the effects.
The fruit that cause effects are:
APPLES: Consuming apples, either raw or baked, will result in the uncontrolled ability to share your memories with others. This could be transferred through touch, through eye contact, or even projected from nowhere in a movie-like fashion for everyone to see. How the memories are shared is up to each individual player. Please make sure to mark for any individual content warnings that the memories may come with.
LEMONS: Eating lemons, even just the juice when it's added to other things like custard or sauces, or drinking lemonade, will fill people with a feeling of extreme lust. Even for people who normally don't get arouse may find themselves experiencing heavy desire. While this is normally/primarily sexual, it's not required; lemons can cause a lust for anything, such as for blood. If it is sexual, it will not make people go against their innate gender preferences (i.e. a gay man will still only feel lustful thoughts towards men) and it will not force people to partake in sexual acts that they wouldn't normally consent to. Please remember we have a strict policy against rape and sexual assault plots.
GRAPES: Eating grapes will cause someone to become highly obsessive. This can be over anything: maybe they'll feel they have to put things in a certain order, or they'll become highly focused on a particular task. Or maybe they'll even become obsessed with a specific individual and they won't stop thinking about them, or talking about them, or even want to leave them alone. This can result in stalking-like behavior and can escalate as high as a player wishes. Grapes have to be consumed in their natural state in order for this to have an impact: eating grape jam seems to not have the same effect for unknown reasons.
RASPBERRIES: Raspberries will cause an individual to become hyper-aggressive and violent. They'll take everything as a challenge and they'll be ready for a fight at the drop of a hat. Where they might normally have backed off or called a draw in a spar, they'll push their usual boundaries and won't want to end a fight until one or both parties are dead. They'll find themselves lashing out at others without cause and if they're not careful, they may find themselves going on a murder spree.
BLUEBERRIES: Eating blueberries will temporarily give someone the gift of healing. No matter how terrible the injury, touching another person will allow them to heal their wounds entirely. They'll be able to cure illnesses, ease mental health symptoms, and even regrow limbs if they've been freshly lost. The more blueberries consumed, the more intense an injury they'll be able to heal. This only counts for whole blueberries, though it doesn't seem to matter if they're dried or fresh. Baked/cooked blueberries, both in pies or in jams, will cause the opposite effect: those who consume cooked blueberries will cause injuries/illnesses with every touch.
Hopefully, you've found something to wear, either in your Welcoming Bag or otherwise, and can start familiarizing yourself with your surroundings. Maybe you help some other squids out on the beach. Waking up sucks! You feel for the little guys. And hey, maybe you're hoping one of those squids is a good friend...Stranger things have happened.
Due to the increasing heat, people in Trench will be dressed in cool summer outfits, made of fabrics that are best for air circulation and cooling to the touch. The boardwalk is filled with merchants who are selling all kinds of freshly picked fruit. It's rare to get this kind of bounty in agricultural growth, so it seems like everyone in Trench is taking advantage of it, stocking up so they can make preserves and jams or even freeze it for when winter comes. For the most part, eating the fruit is completely harmless; in fact, consuming fruit will fill someone with a sense of calm and ease, providing immense relief from corruption for those who are being afflicted with it. People will be drawn to eat any and all fruit, even if it's not a kind they would normally eat, or even if it's something that they hate to eat in the first place.
There are some fruits that end up coming with some mild... side effects, though. It can take a little bit for it to get into a person's system, so it may be difficult to attach the strange events with the fruit itself. The more fruit that's consumed, the heavier and longer lasting the effects will be. Eating uncontaminated fruit can help to shorten the effects.
The fruit that cause effects are:
APPLES: Consuming apples, either raw or baked, will result in the uncontrolled ability to share your memories with others. This could be transferred through touch, through eye contact, or even projected from nowhere in a movie-like fashion for everyone to see. How the memories are shared is up to each individual player. Please make sure to mark for any individual content warnings that the memories may come with.
LEMONS: Eating lemons, even just the juice when it's added to other things like custard or sauces, or drinking lemonade, will fill people with a feeling of extreme lust. Even for people who normally don't get arouse may find themselves experiencing heavy desire. While this is normally/primarily sexual, it's not required; lemons can cause a lust for anything, such as for blood. If it is sexual, it will not make people go against their innate gender preferences (i.e. a gay man will still only feel lustful thoughts towards men) and it will not force people to partake in sexual acts that they wouldn't normally consent to. Please remember we have a strict policy against rape and sexual assault plots.
GRAPES: Eating grapes will cause someone to become highly obsessive. This can be over anything: maybe they'll feel they have to put things in a certain order, or they'll become highly focused on a particular task. Or maybe they'll even become obsessed with a specific individual and they won't stop thinking about them, or talking about them, or even want to leave them alone. This can result in stalking-like behavior and can escalate as high as a player wishes. Grapes have to be consumed in their natural state in order for this to have an impact: eating grape jam seems to not have the same effect for unknown reasons.
RASPBERRIES: Raspberries will cause an individual to become hyper-aggressive and violent. They'll take everything as a challenge and they'll be ready for a fight at the drop of a hat. Where they might normally have backed off or called a draw in a spar, they'll push their usual boundaries and won't want to end a fight until one or both parties are dead. They'll find themselves lashing out at others without cause and if they're not careful, they may find themselves going on a murder spree.
BLUEBERRIES: Eating blueberries will temporarily give someone the gift of healing. No matter how terrible the injury, touching another person will allow them to heal their wounds entirely. They'll be able to cure illnesses, ease mental health symptoms, and even regrow limbs if they've been freshly lost. The more blueberries consumed, the more intense an injury they'll be able to heal. This only counts for whole blueberries, though it doesn't seem to matter if they're dried or fresh. Baked/cooked blueberries, both in pies or in jams, will cause the opposite effect: those who consume cooked blueberries will cause injuries/illnesses with every touch.
WHEN: The Last Week of May and First Week of June
WHERE: Inside Buildings throughout Trench
CONTENT WARNINGS: Stalking, Small Monsters, Induced Emotion (Fear), Twisted Precious Moments dolls
WHERE: Inside Buildings throughout Trench
CONTENT WARNINGS: Stalking, Small Monsters, Induced Emotion (Fear), Twisted Precious Moments dolls
They appear in the most innocuous of settings. There's really no warning to what is coming other than that, for some strange reason the native residents of Trench begin to show signs of increasing nervousness as the month changes over. They make warding signs when they think nobody is looking and stare over their shoulders, as if trying to make sure that nobody is there. If asked, they will assure the Sleepers that nothing is wrong and that they just feel spooked for no apparent reason. It happens in Trench from time to time. Yet, the number of people who dress in gaudy colors decreases rapidly in the last week of June, everyone seeming to favor somber, drab and easily ignored clothes until the malaise passes. They may not be able to put a finger on it, but something is going on.
The reality becomes more obvious whenever anyone visits one of the shops in town. Amongst the various articles that are for sale seem to be small and apparently harmless looking figurines of angelic figures and cherubic, idyllic humans. Anyone hailing from an Earth in the 21st or 22nd century might recognize these as very similar to a line of ceramic figures that were very popular in their world. They look ever so nostalgic in a sort of cheap, hallmark-esque kind of way and there's an urge to buy one that is felt the moment that they're seen. It's easily resisted and it may even feel just strange enough to have the urge that characters might be creeped out by it, but maybe refusing to buy is the unwise choice.
Anyone who resists the urge finds that the figure thus spurned has a way of popping up, seemingly in the corner of their vision, only when they do it is always somehow different. When they look at it directly it appears completely normal, but out of the corner of the eye they seem to convert into small, demonic, monstrous apparitions who look ready to do harm to the person. Their gaze spawns fear and terror in even the most stalwart of hearts and if someone pointedly tries to turn away, they will find that they are attacked by the little imps. They're dangerous, harmful, but defeatable. However, they seem nearly indestructible. No amount of physical harm stops them, and even if you survive one attack, they just keep appearing.
The only way to get these troublesome pests off of your back is for the person who originally spurned them to apologize to them, sincerely. The next time they are in a shop, they should make a trade to 'purchase' them, whatever it takes and put them in a place of honor and pride in their home, at which point the 'curse' seems to lift and their home feels surprisingly safe for the next week before they are just mysteriously gone.
The reality becomes more obvious whenever anyone visits one of the shops in town. Amongst the various articles that are for sale seem to be small and apparently harmless looking figurines of angelic figures and cherubic, idyllic humans. Anyone hailing from an Earth in the 21st or 22nd century might recognize these as very similar to a line of ceramic figures that were very popular in their world. They look ever so nostalgic in a sort of cheap, hallmark-esque kind of way and there's an urge to buy one that is felt the moment that they're seen. It's easily resisted and it may even feel just strange enough to have the urge that characters might be creeped out by it, but maybe refusing to buy is the unwise choice.
Anyone who resists the urge finds that the figure thus spurned has a way of popping up, seemingly in the corner of their vision, only when they do it is always somehow different. When they look at it directly it appears completely normal, but out of the corner of the eye they seem to convert into small, demonic, monstrous apparitions who look ready to do harm to the person. Their gaze spawns fear and terror in even the most stalwart of hearts and if someone pointedly tries to turn away, they will find that they are attacked by the little imps. They're dangerous, harmful, but defeatable. However, they seem nearly indestructible. No amount of physical harm stops them, and even if you survive one attack, they just keep appearing.
The only way to get these troublesome pests off of your back is for the person who originally spurned them to apologize to them, sincerely. The next time they are in a shop, they should make a trade to 'purchase' them, whatever it takes and put them in a place of honor and pride in their home, at which point the 'curse' seems to lift and their home feels surprisingly safe for the next week before they are just mysteriously gone.
WHEN: The Month of June
WHERE: Anywhere in Trench
CONTENT WARNINGS: Dissociative Episodes, Loss of Time, Warped Reality
WHERE: Anywhere in Trench
CONTENT WARNINGS: Dissociative Episodes, Loss of Time, Warped Reality
It isn't the first time something like this has ever happened to those who were once trapped by Julia Sodder's nightmares, but this certainly might feel like the most petty example. One day, you are traveling through the town, and you take an action. It literally does not matter what action it might be, only that it is something that you regret. Perhaps you took a wrong turn and it cost you ten minutes in getting to work. Maybe you took too long getting ready in the morning. It might have been a harsh word that hurt someone's feelings. It doesn't really matter how significant or insignificant the act was, save only that you regretted the action.
At some point in the day, the feeling that you are being watched will become unavoidable. A look to your left or right will find a basketball sized Eye that is floating off of the ground, observing you. Most know who and what Remina is, and that the indestructible Pthumerian just watches every event that transpires in their own way, but the gaze seems for some reason very intent. It furrows and squints, and the next time your character blinks they find themselves back. It's a few hours ago. Before the mistake, before the error. You remember everything that transpired but not why this has happened, only that you are going back through the last two hours of your life all over again. The moment that anything is done that feels 'out of place,' that anything is changed within that time period that is not the correct change there is a foreboding feeling of the eye watching. They have minutes. Perhaps to plead with someone to help them, to ask for information, anything, but at the end of that time, they will look to see Remina again, angrier this time. A blink and now they and whoever they last interacted with are caught in the loop and there are letters in blood on the wall.
G̴̬͙͘Ḛ̴̠͓̼̋̅T̵͖̯́̌͘ ̸̯̘́͒͋͑Ì̴͙T̶͙̞̆̀ ̶̪͕̥̣̔Ṙ̴̨̥͉̳͒̑͋I̴͚̼̓̀G̶̛͖̱Ḩ̸̧̣̙̈́T̷͉͉͑̾̕ ̸͙͛̽̿Ṯ̸̨͠H̴̬͒͆͑͘I̶̡̗̼͌̚͝S̶̢̹̫̣̈̈́͋ ̷̳̔̓̆T̴̡̚I̶̺͓͆̀Ṁ̸̤̊E̶͙̹͊̇͝
There is no true punishment for getting it wrong, other than that the two of you are stuck reliving those two hours over and over again until they 'get it right.' However, this can be an infuriating experience because of just how exact Remina can be when she is petty. Getting it right means that you have to do exactly what you originally did, but when you get to the point you regretted? You fix that one thing, and only that one thing. In that moment, there will feel like a relief lifted from your shoulders and you will be free to go about your day. Did you learn your lesson? Good.
Because Remina is always watching you. Always.
At some point in the day, the feeling that you are being watched will become unavoidable. A look to your left or right will find a basketball sized Eye that is floating off of the ground, observing you. Most know who and what Remina is, and that the indestructible Pthumerian just watches every event that transpires in their own way, but the gaze seems for some reason very intent. It furrows and squints, and the next time your character blinks they find themselves back. It's a few hours ago. Before the mistake, before the error. You remember everything that transpired but not why this has happened, only that you are going back through the last two hours of your life all over again. The moment that anything is done that feels 'out of place,' that anything is changed within that time period that is not the correct change there is a foreboding feeling of the eye watching. They have minutes. Perhaps to plead with someone to help them, to ask for information, anything, but at the end of that time, they will look to see Remina again, angrier this time. A blink and now they and whoever they last interacted with are caught in the loop and there are letters in blood on the wall.
There is no true punishment for getting it wrong, other than that the two of you are stuck reliving those two hours over and over again until they 'get it right.' However, this can be an infuriating experience because of just how exact Remina can be when she is petty. Getting it right means that you have to do exactly what you originally did, but when you get to the point you regretted? You fix that one thing, and only that one thing. In that moment, there will feel like a relief lifted from your shoulders and you will be free to go about your day. Did you learn your lesson? Good.
Because Remina is always watching you. Always.
Shen Yuan (The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System)
But that didn't matter anymore! Because he was entering a new world now, with a fresh start! The voice said so, and somehow somebody...Shen Something...Shen Yuan! Yes! Shen Yuan knew that was it was true. He could feel it.
It didn't occur to him to wonder if he should really trust mysterious feelings and voices in his head until after the Waker was gently setting him down in the sand, and by then he was much too excited about growing a new set of human limbs to worry. Two arms, two legs, a slender torso, it was all coming together. He couldn't quite remember what his face was supposed to look like, was it slim and elegant or small and a bit pudgy? Were his eyes green or black? But as long as the seven apertures were all present and working properly he supposed it didn't matter.
He was a bit less pleased with the mass of black hair that suddenly sprouted from his head like a time-lapse video of vines, the tips immediately attracting sand like they were magnetized, but the person who'd picked him up just smiled and helped him stand, kindly brushing the sand out of his hair before wrapping him up in a black robe before he'd had time to get embarrassed. He smiled back at them, giddy. New world! Fresh start! What did having too much hair matter, compared to that?
[ooc: Hi all, I'm Drake and I'm planning to app next week! I have a mostly completed application and permissions up on my journal, and anyone reading this should feel free to pm me if you have any questions. If anyone would like to be Shen Yuan's Wakener feel free to jump in, otherwise I'll start moving him towards the boardwalk in about 12 hours. Backtagging is also fine! I'm very excited about this game!]
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The erune's ears twitch, and turn forwards, all of his attention moving onto the man before him.
"I'm a medic." A quick, and simple opening, just so everyone knows what to expect. "I assume you were brought to me to make sure you're all right before sending you on your way, but I can also answer questions you may have about this world."
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He nods, standing up straight on shakey legs so he can offer a proper bow. "I appreciate your time," he says calmly, matching the stranger's level of formality. There's no point in clinging to xianxia standards and making a spectacle of himself when he doesn't even know what's considered normal in this world. "My name's Shen Yuan; may I know who I am addressing?"
...Eh, that still came out a little more formal than he'd intended! He can't help it, he spent three years talking and acting a certain way like his life depended on it, because it did! Habits that deeply ingrained can't be broken overnight, you know??
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"My name is Nehan." Then he grunts as he reaches for the nearest portable chair and unfolds it, putting it down from across himself and points at it. He cant stand without a lot of effort, and his crutch is propped on the back of his own chair, and he doesn't feel like reaching for it to stand. "Sit down. Are you injured or feeling ill in any way?"
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He smiles slightly. Honestly even if Nehan tries to convince him it was a dream, Shen Yuan isn't sure he'll believe him. He's experienced constructed dreams after all, and they didn't feel like that.
As he takes stock of himself, however, Shen Yuan notices something...not right. Something that he hesitates to bring up; what if he's entered a world where magic isn't supposed to exist, or is stigmatized somehow? He doesn't want to end up locked up or labeled a crazy person! Point against that happening: he apparently just turned back into himself after being a magical squid or something, and he's talking to a person with dog ears. But in the pros (or would it be cons?) column, Nehan is visibly disabled, which generally doesn't indicate a high level of assistive magic or technology? How many people in magical worlds have actual disabilities, unless it's a plot point or they have special abilities that make up for it some way, like Professor X?
Ultimately, though, it's too troubling not to mention. If there's a problem he could always just take it back and pretend to be confused, right? "I'm not certain, but I think there might be an issue with my meridians, however. They don't seem to be present in this body, although I can still feel my own spiritual energy somehow." Don't mistake him for helpless, here! But he's just...not going to mention the fact that his golden core is apparently missing, not unless Nehan notices it first. That would be admitting to way too much weakness before he knows how things stand around here.
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"If that's true, you're one of the unfortunate ones. There have been reports of people losing what abilities they had when they arrive in Trench." Then he lays one arm onto his thigh, wrist up, and tugs his sleeve away from his skin, just enough that he shows a small sliver of skin, and the barest hint of his vast network of scars. And points right at the veins. "Trench has its own set of... magic, you could call it. Some have to learn how to adapt it to what they already have, and others have to adapt to just that."
Then he leans back and covers up his wrist again.
"It's all dependent on your blood. It's changed the moment you arrived as a squid, even if you cant tell right now that it has." A subtle response to the question about whether or not he's actually a squid.
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"If it's not too much trouble, would you mind telling me a bit more about magic works here? I'm passingly familiar with the concept of blood magic, but I'd hate to make any dangerous mistakes due to preconceptions that turned out to be false."
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Hopefully his human companion isn't squeamish, because Nehan is already drawing his knife from the elaborate holster at his hip, flashing the fact that he carries two knives and a revolver on his person despite being a medic. Then he draws the blade over the back of his arm, a deep enough cut to draw blood, but not just any blood-- seconds after it's drawn and starts to run down his arm, the liquid freezes, even if the wound is still open.
"That's a sign of my blood type, coldblood. Normal blood until I start to bleed, and then it turns into ice outside my body." After wiping his blade clean, he returns it to its sheath. "One wont be able to tell what type they have unless they bleed-- and then visual confirmation is enough."
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Which might be unpleasant, but it should not be a surprise, he firmly tells himself. Whoever heard of somebody transmigrating into a boring, safe world, where nothing particularly exciting ever happened? What would be the point of that? And as soon as he's put it into that context, it becomes much easier to see Nehan's demonstration as both a timely distraction from uselessly gloomy thoughts and the valuable educational opportunity that it is, and give it the attention it deserves.
"Fascinating," he murmurs as Nehan's blood freezes solid and sticks to his wrist. He can sense...something, as it happens. Something very like a qi flare, but different in ways he lacks the vocabulary for. Ugh, he hopes this place has a library.
One of his eyebrows goes back up when Nehan cleans his blade and returns it to his sheath without even offering to check his blood for him. "One might assume, from your taciturnity, that there is some level of risk involved in heedlessly showing one's own blood to others?" Ugh, he slipped into a more formal register without meaning to, didn't he?
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From a pocket in his coat, he pulls out a small scrap of cloth and wipes the frost off his skin, before laying his fingers near the wound, closing it by channeling magic into it. To any outsider, it just looks as if the cut is sealing itself.
"Our changed blood is a massive health hazard-- blood was always inherently toxic unless it's transfused properly to the right recipient, but the types in Trench are all dangerous in some form or another. Mine, to continue the example, is excellent for battle because it bestows me with some elemental magic. But can you imagine if I were to try and give it to someone else?"
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Shen Yuan sighs, eyeing the slightly bluish veins on the back of his hand uneasily. He can still feel his own qi if he concentrates, and now that he's actually looking for it it's easy to believe that it's not just following his blood, it's in his blood. Or part of his blood? Or the blood itself is his qi now? If only Shen Yuan had transmigrated into the lord of the medical peak! Then he'd have spent the last three years devouring Mu Qingfang's library, and he'd probably have a much easier time processing all this!
One of the first tricks young cultivators learned, after passing the novice stage of identifying and condensing their qi, was to consciously circulate it throughout their bodies, both to clear the mind and to promote good health. What the hell would happen if Shen Yuan tried that now?? And did he dare make the attempt?
He sighs again and gives Nehan a pained smile. "Forgive me; I find myself somewhat at a loss," he says frankly. "Of course I cannot expect to monopolize you for the rest of the day; surely there are other newcomers who need your help much more." And anyway Shen Yuan always preferred to saving his freaking out for when nobody was watching him do it. "If you would advise me on how to proceed for the immediate future, I would be most grateful -- and perhaps you could tell me what resources exist in this place that would help me research my new situation safely?"
If he was going to be operating on his own in this new world, better to know about it now, right?
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Which is a good thing, he thinks. No one to suffer in this place. He doubts even Six would last for long.
"First we determine your blood type and find your belongings. I'm not particular about which one we do first."
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Oh fuck, where is he going to sleep tonight?? He's not used to thinking about these things, he's just a rich NEET forced to cosplay at wise sagehood! He's basically never been in a spot where there wasn't someone looking after him before, this...this is kind of scary.
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Open Thread: Fruit Prompts
Of course he had to say goodbye to Nehan at some point, and once he does Shen Yuan heads towards the boardwalk, making disorganized lists in his head as he goes about all the things he needs. Shoes, to start with, and underwear. He's covered from neck to kneecaps, but he knows he's free-balling and that's just not okay. Pants. (His kingdom for a pair of jeans!) And he still needs to figure out the shelter thing, doesn't he? He's probably not an immortal anymore, if it starts raining out here he won't be able to just stand outside looking picturesque and grave without risking a trip to his own grave via pneumonia. And at some point he's going to get tired, where's he going to sleep -- ooh! Food!
APPLES (cw for Character Death and Vomit, toxic fandom behavior, single instance of homophobic language) -- The apple he's handed is pink and shiny, and Shen Yuan can hardly believe his good luck. He wasn't even asked to pay for it! His teeth sink into it with a delightful crunching sound. Sweet, sticky juice freely runs down his chin and hand, and he licks it up with relish, uncaring about his dignity. He's not a peak lord here! He doesn't have to keep up appearances if he doesn't want to! Little does he realize that the next person he bumps into (and it has to be an actual bump, hard enough to knock both participants off their stride) will experience something he'd never wanted or planned to share with anyone, something he tries not to think about himself...
"Stupid author! Stupid novel!"
Shen Yuan crashes around his small Beijing apartment in a black rage, slamming doors and stomping his feet regardless of how the racket he's making might be inconveniencing his neighbors. Like he gives a damn what they think, don't they know Proud Immortal Demon Way ended today? The webnovel that's occupied his every waking thought for the last month is over, and the ending SUCKED!!!
Bad enough that Luo Binghe died in the end, Shen Yuan could've accepted that if it was a narratively satisfying death (and the idiots on the forums trying to call him out for losing his "husbando" are just that: idiots. As if Shen Yuan's admiration for Luo Binghe's abilities and character arc had ever been based on something so basic as sexual attraction! As if Shen Yuan himself weren't straight, and hadn't said so multiple times!) but "Great Master" Airplane couldn't even give his readers that much, apparently. The hack had had Binghe killed off by one of his own progeny, and it wasn't even one of the cool, established ones! If Sha Hualing's son had decided to overthrow his father, just as his mother overthrew hers, that'd be one thing. Or if Liu Mingyan's daughter took after her uncle and decided to walk the path of righteous justice, that would've been TRAGIC but also sensible and narratively satisfying! Even Ning Yingying's kid deciding that actually, she wasn't okay with the way her dad neglected his First Wife in favor of all the other women in his harem would've been better than what Airplane actually DID, which was have an aged and emotionally exhausted Luo Binghe (and what was this "aging" crap all about?? He was a demon AND an immortal cultivator, Leo Binghe wasn't supposed to age!) target a sweet young shimei for seduction and elopement, only to discover that the girl was already being courted by a young man with long, curly hair and a flame huadian on his brow: the son of one of the women Luo Binghe had loved and left at some point decades before.
(Translation: Airplane had straight-up INVENTED a new woman and retconned her into the backstory! Luo Binghe never forgot a single one of his lovers, it was one of the few points in his favor on the scale of this ridiculous, overly-padded mess of a harem plot!)
So of course Luo Binghe and the kid got into a fight over ownership of the sweet little shimei, and of course the kid won because blah blah BLAH, something about being young and fresh and just beginning his great journey while Binghe was clearly too old and worn out and UGH. The usual pack of idiots are already blowing up the forums with speculation on how this was clearly a sequel hook, and Shen Yuan is so angry he feels SICK.
Literally sick, his stomach's been cramping all morning. He hasn't even had breakfast yet, he's too pissed off, but he forces down some water and fruit juice, just to stay hydrated, while typing up his own responses to the chapter update and the forumites. It's very important that Airplane and his idiots fans understand exactly how wrong they are, in exacting detail, they need to know --
Fuuuuuuck, he really is feeling sick. Shen Yuan rushes to the bathroom just ahead of a wave of crushing cramps, passing the door to his kitchen on the way...and just as he had the night before, he doesn't notice that the tupperware he left in the sink, the one that held the leftovers he'd eaten for dinner last night, is lightly dotted on the underside with little green spots...
"Hey," he types into his personal timeline on his Zhongdian Literature account, once he's staggered back to his computer, "is it possible to literally rage-vomit in real life? Asking for me."
It's totally possible, one of his mutuals assures him, so that's all right. It's just Airplane finding another way to make his life a living hell, that fucking HACK. A few other people leave comments asking if he's okay, but he doesn't have time for that right now. Somebody else has left him a link to a fanfic somebody wrote, about Mobei-Jun taking the upstart Binghe-spawn on as a student in all arts demonic, and while normally Shen Yuan's one to let the fujoshis live and let live, today he is in no mood to let this stand. Mobei-Jun would NEVER, he was LOYAL to Luo Binghe, it was the entire point of his character as the stoic useful sidekick who always turned up in the nick of time whenever the protagonist needed a magical taxi service! If some rando showed up and killed his liege lord Mobei-Jun would swear eternal vengeance, not -- not teach the kid how to give blowjobs! Gross!
Also gross is how he can't seem to stop throwing up, though Shen Yuan's trying not to think about that. He can't even seem to keep water down, it just comes right back up -- and even after he stops drinking water, he can't seem to stop heaving, until his throat and eyes are scratchy and dry and his head's pounding from the effort. Fuck Airplane so hard, honestly! Shen Yuan moves from his computer to his bed with a wastebasket nearby, continuing to write posts on his phone -- apparently his quality's gone down a little, people are STILL messaging him to ask if he's okay, but he ignores them. Of course he's not okay, he needs to get Airplane to publically apologize and redact that goddamn stupid excuse for a final chapter!
He's so fucking tired, though, and the vomiting isn't stopping. There's a little puddle of foul-smelling bile at the bottom of the wastebasket -- shit, he should've put in a liner -- and he's not sure how many hours it's been since he drank any water. What was the point, if it wouldn't stay down? His throat's so dry though, it hurts...It'll probably be fine, though, he just needs to wait it out. Just...don't think about it. Let his body take care of itself, while he takes care of Airplane.
Stupid fucking Airplane, with his stupid fucking webnovel...
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There were warnings on blood pollution, corruption, yet blood magic was accepted here. Physicians and surgeons were united in the art as blood ministers. He should find their halls, speak to them. Maybe there would be some kinship there. Professionally, of course, but perhaps beyond that as well. People who he could talk to on the faith, understanding the blessings of--
His shoulder struck another's, sending him off-course with an offended little gasp. Yet that wasn't all. A memory struck--yet another memory!--interrupting the reverie he'd almost sunk into.
[CW: Religious fanaticism, cult indoctrination, oblique mention of greek mythology-levels of weird incestuous deity vibes.]
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Shen Yuan yelps in shock, jerking away from the stranger so hard and suddenly that even with a cultivator's reflexes, he nearly stumbles into a fruit cart. He rights himself with a jerk, whirling on the stranger with his newcomer's backpack held between like a shield.
"What the hell was that?" he demands, too shocked to be diplomatic. "What did you do to me??"
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"And do take care to restrain that bile of yours when addressing strangers," he admonished. "My uniform's stained enough as it is." Good heavens, had he really just seen the memory of a man who died of colic, simply because he couldn't reign in his desire to castigate an author's poor taste?
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...Oh no. Ohhhhno, fucking hell...Shen Yuan isn't stupid, okay?? And he didn't spend three years raising the next generation of ancient fantasy scholars to miss a catty double intendre when he hears one! His face turns pale and then fiery red as he untangles the implications, Shen Qingqui's reflexive sneer coming easily to him as he snaps back, "Well, what about you? I saw that creature you call lord. How terrible this must be for you, to live bereft of his 'loving guidance!'"
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Although it was barely needed, against one so pathetic. "His vision carries me onward," he replies, "unlike your... Great Master Airplane." What a singularly odd name.
"Such a shame he drove one of his most passionate students to an ignoble end."
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"A shame indeed," Shen Yuan facetiously agrees, wishing he had a hand free to reach for his fan so he could glare at the stranger properly. "But at least I found better ways to spend my time once my second life began. Tell me, what did you do with yourself, after your precious Luminary dismissed you so suddenly from his sight? Did you even possess enough self-respect to be envious of his beloved 'empyrean' --" Whatever that is -- "Or were you actually glad to be used and tossed aside, like a deflowered concubine?"
As soon as the words leave his mouth, part of him feels a little bad for using the stranger's backstory against him like this. What did this guy actually even do to him, aside from bumping into him on a crowded boardwalk? But he's so fucking embarrassed, it's mortifying to think that somebody actually saw him die like that! Shen Yuan can't help himself, he needs to get his own back somehow!
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"Your hollowness is laid bare by your words," his voice was tight now. Oh, his words had aimed to cut before, but now they held the promise of blood if this continued. "That you believe a man should be jealous of a god."
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Shen Yuan can almost see the stranger's killing intent, like a flare of resentful qi. It abruptly occurs to him that he's a stranger in a strange land, with only a tiny fraction of the powers he's used to having. And he just insulted someone's religion.
"I..." He backs up a step, swallowing around the sudden knot of terror in his throat. "It is only fair that you should speak to me thus," he finally manages to force out. "This one spoke wrongly, out of an excess of pride, and humbly begs the stranger's pardon." And he bows his head.
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"Take this as a lesson--I can be compassionate. But I will not be complacent. Insult my Lord or the Divinity again, and I will extract your contrition through whatever means I deem appropriate."
He leans in closer. "Do you understand?"
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"This one thanks the stranger for his instruction," he says hoarsely. "This one swears he will not behave so foolishly again."
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"Very well," He gently taps the journal against the man's chin before pulling it away. "On your best behavior, then."
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