I'm not sure you really want me to do that. Excluding all the things you've already told me you did back home, need I remind you of all the dumb things that you did when you and Fern were in the process of figuring out your feelings for one another?

[Yep, Maul's going for the low-hanging fruit of the idiocy that was teenage romance.]

I do my best and that's all one can ask for.