I'd say getting engaged to none of them is more of a win.

[He's just going to continue hating both of them forever, god, they're both the worst. He tries to brace on his side of the wall, but he's still relying on her a lot to get around- this sucks. He really doesn't want her faceplanting due to trying to keep them both upright. ]

Hah. When the business takes off, I'll remember to give you a share of the profits for intellectual input.