[Sometimes, people just need a Mom Friend. Varian's not usually the first person to go to for this level of concern, but it's been a long day and he's getting to his last nerve. He lets out an AH-HAH! pulling out what looks like a grass toga. He starts ripping that into a strip- it's not perfect, but at least he knows where it's been.

He snorts lightly at her comment.]

I'm definitely not. I can do a basic bandage and that's it. Unless you want a fast-acting poison or a truth serum, this is about as far as I go. Gimme your arm, let me at least stop the bleeding.