[Huaisang opens his mouth to insist that he both wants and needs all of his expensive things and his extensive porn collection, but ah, the vendor saves Wei Wuxian from that particular bit of Huaisang brand fussing.
He's looking around blithely enough, but whips back around to face Wei Wuxian at the revelation of three years? Wha??]
Ah— [well hold on, does the math on that check out. eh, he's not going to do math, it's much more important that Wei Wuxian is standing here than the logic behind any of it.] No kidding?
[In the absence of a fan, he must reach over and whap his buddy lightly on the upper arm with the back of his hand, like, nice going! Truly impressive! He is obviously assuming this was done, ah, on purpose. Oop.]
That's so like you, Wei-xiong. Let's see your house and have a drink for our reunion.
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He's looking around blithely enough, but whips back around to face Wei Wuxian at the revelation of three years? Wha??]
Ah— [well hold on, does the math on that check out. eh, he's not going to do math, it's much more important that Wei Wuxian is standing here than the logic behind any of it.] No kidding?
[In the absence of a fan, he must reach over and whap his buddy lightly on the upper arm with the back of his hand, like, nice going! Truly impressive! He is obviously assuming this was done, ah, on purpose. Oop.]
That's so like you, Wei-xiong. Let's see your house and have a drink for our reunion.