Oh my god, that's adorable. Even with the, uhhh...coconuts.

"I haven't seen a single person all day long," he says blandly, gently extracting his qi from the newcomer before they take too much. (He doesn't suspect malicious intent just yet, when someone's thirsty they can't be blamed for grabbing for water, but that doesn't mean he wants to be drained himself.) "But you should try to stay calm, okay? Nobody's going to hurt you right now, I promise."