[only amateurs go around with their whole sussy out

Or: Reigen nearly falters at "if you're an expert" for how much heavy lifting that if is doing, but he recovers with a laboriously long hand gesture at the beach, the people nearby, and the ocean in turn. Some more than once.]

Ah, but that's why we should leave this area as soon as possible! If you found out what someone at my level can see out there, you would only be tempted to go out to sea— That's not a situation I can put any citizen in, in good conscience. Try to see the position I'm in.

[He pops his not-gesturing hand on his hip and tilts jauntily, giving the distant lighthouse a few emphatic jabs with his Gesturing Thumb.]

Some things really are better left up to someone else. You don't have to worry about a thing.