[ god damn it. he cares far less about animal hair than he does about dirt and dust and other genuinely nasty shit, but he'd still rather not have it all over him. is it rude to brush it off immediately? he doesn't really intend for it to be, but again, he's weird like that.
sorry. ]
Fair enough. Let's just get the fuck out of here.
[ pause. ]
I can't fly, though, for the record.
[ he wishes he could, if only because this carpet is absolutely disgusting. ]
no subject
sorry. ]
Fair enough. Let's just get the fuck out of here.
[ pause. ]
I can't fly, though, for the record.
[ he wishes he could, if only because this carpet is absolutely disgusting. ]