Waking up as a squid ranked pretty high on his "weirdest mornings" list. Not the top three, but definitely top five.
Wobbling his way naked from the beach to the area with weirdos wearing robes didn't even make it on the "walks of shame" list. He pulled the thing on gratefully, shuddering as the cold hit his bones in a sudden rush. Sometimes you didn't realize you needed a thing until you had it.
When his brain defogged he thought to glance around. Get a feel for the place, see if he spotted anyone familiar. Big mouthed monkey, smartass priest, or--
"What, you just gonna leave your buddy behind like that? That's cold, man."
He grinned, dropping a familiar hand on Hakkai's shoulder.
"Whaddya think of the duds they gave me?" He spun around for a second, trying to make a show of the robe fluttering around his hairy, bony knees. "Nice, huh?"
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Wobbling his way naked from the beach to the area with weirdos wearing robes didn't even make it on the "walks of shame" list. He pulled the thing on gratefully, shuddering as the cold hit his bones in a sudden rush. Sometimes you didn't realize you needed a thing until you had it.
When his brain defogged he thought to glance around. Get a feel for the place, see if he spotted anyone familiar. Big mouthed monkey, smartass priest, or--
"What, you just gonna leave your buddy behind like that? That's cold, man."
He grinned, dropping a familiar hand on Hakkai's shoulder.
"Whaddya think of the duds they gave me?" He spun around for a second, trying to make a show of the robe fluttering around his hairy, bony knees. "Nice, huh?"