No, you wouldn't have. You couldn't even call up the Reverend Mother and ask if I was dead, you fucking coward.
[ The knife isn't doing much against all these tendrils, so Gideon is forced to hurt someone with her words. Fortunately, she's had plenty of practice with Nonagesimus and Crux.
Still, she keeps struggling. Gideon "Eighty-Seven Escape Attempts" Nav doesn't give up that easily. She yanks her whole body backward, hoping it throws the old bat off balance. ]
Far away from you. You can feel free to stay the fuck away from her, by the way, after all that shit you pulled with her. You're not a Saint of anything here, except maybe the Saint of Saggy Tits.
[ Literally this is the worst context in which to see a naked woman. Why is Gideon's life so hard? ]
cw: reference to nudity
[ The knife isn't doing much against all these tendrils, so Gideon is forced to hurt someone with her words. Fortunately, she's had plenty of practice with Nonagesimus and Crux.
Still, she keeps struggling. Gideon "Eighty-Seven Escape Attempts" Nav doesn't give up that easily. She yanks her whole body backward, hoping it throws the old bat off balance. ]
Far away from you. You can feel free to stay the fuck away from her, by the way, after all that shit you pulled with her. You're not a Saint of anything here, except maybe the Saint of Saggy Tits.
[ Literally this is the worst context in which to see a naked woman. Why is Gideon's life so hard? ]