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I want to understand you. I also want to understand why Alfred is hiding death threats from you in my inbox. He isn't explaining shit.
😏
I would flirt with you. (I'm pretty sure that someone listening in to our prior conversation would think I already have.)
🍆
I would have sex with you, having missed the "taken lesbian" memo, in part because I'm terribly curious what your options even are, what with the whole robot body thing.
🤝⚔️💎
I would fight by your side.
I would kill for you.
I want to protect you.
I don't think you believe any of these.
(I doubt you want to be thought of as "one of the kids", either, but... you are. Today's youth are tomorrow's future — well, whatever, you're still worth protecting.)
😈
I want to mess with you again.
🖤🔪🦑
I would use you.
I would hurt you.
I would kill you.
I would regret it, but I'd still do it, if I had to.
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You're my friend, or you could be, and I hope at some point you'll stop being so pissed off at me. (Maybe someone will even tell me why you're pissed off, so that then I can try apologising.)