velvet_teen: (HERBIVORE THIS MOTHERFUCKER)
Alice ([personal profile] velvet_teen) wrote in [community profile] countryclub 2022-05-20 12:22 pm (UTC)

My face isn't gross and I'm not stupid!

[ She has more in her arsenal than kicks - for example, bragging, to show off how smart she is these days. ]

I have learned a lot about how to help in the kitchen! I'm good at chopping everything and drying dishes! And I can carry a big sack of potatoes because my powers make me extra strong!

[ This is, for the record, not how her Darkblood works at all. Alice doesn't lie on purpose so much as she decides what story makes her sound coolest and then decide that that is the truth of the matter at the moment no matter what it contradicts. She can carry fifty pounds of potatoes without breaking a sweat, though. ]

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