PLEASE DO NOT BECOME ILLARION'S STEP-DAD THAT IS EVEN WORSE THAN ANYTHING ELSE YOU COULD DO TO HIM

Also per discussion I'm tossing both MB & the Emperor on The List to see what party comp starts shaking out like... But I love some of the options we've been talking about per what happens if he stays home instead, hoho.

also consider Illarion writes him a letter but it's on day 40 of horse plinko and it's just a list of reasons why Monarchs suck, including you, Mr. Jod