Yeah... Right- Thanks, kid.

Total badass. That's me.

[He knows he's being pitied a little here but he just rolls with it because is feeling some pain here.]

Sure just don't damage the merchandise you know? Good looks like this are hard to come by.

[And he lowers his hand and sort of tentacle. His face isn't completely mangled but it's definitely red from the impact and there might be a bit of blood coming down his forehead.

It's nothing dire but he is a little hurt.]